![]() The 6 hours playing time doesn't overstay its welcome, and if you're a 50 Cent fan you're already probably in your late 20s/early 30s, so you probably shouldn't spend much more time than that on a single videogame, and go do some grown-up shit like doing the laundry and read books to your children. You are 50 Fuckin' Cent, Esq, get hit with Molotov Cocktails, get shot at by attack helicopters, have rocket launchers shoot at you point blank, just move on, enjoy the smooth ride. If you're worried you're gonna be stuck, as I said this ain't no masochistic prison bitch experience. One might as well appeal against the thunderstorm than against the wrath of 50 Cent. Like a merciless old testament God, Fiddy cares not for the motivations of characters and what drove them to a life of crime, but carves his way through their guts in search for his diamond studded MacGuffin, destroying an entire unnamed country's cultural heritage in the process. There's about 6 characters in the game, all appear out of nowhere. Instead of stopping the cycle of abuse, build a school, wells, engage with the local community to build a better future, do stuff that would have made Malcolm X smile from above, 50 does none of that pussy shit and goes to get his blinged skull and blow everything in his path. Also early in the game 50 Cent proudly states that his Queens upbringing is way more gangsta than whatever torment people that live in US military target practice countries go through. ![]() Early in the game you are warned to trust nobody, and holy foreshadowing Jesus, whaddya know, lots of punk ass bitchez start acting shady, and Fiddy gotta set things right. The story is so simple Floyd Mayweather could read the script. Also I don't recall Fiddy adressing any of the female characters he encounters by Ms/Mrs or God forbid their actual names, but it works if you imagine you're 13 again and all women are bitches because MOM I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN MY ROOM AAARGH!!! Defo a toxic work environment if I ever saw one. Just sayin', with all the helicopters, bombs and continuous insults, maybe working for Fiddy isn't for most people. Now it is my opinion that (videogame) Fiddy is a bit of a dick with his friends, as they're all pretty polite when addressing him, but he always rushes them and never compliments them on their performance. You can choose any of the G-Unit members to join you on the epic quest to get your payment back from some punk ass bitchez that should have known better than to mess with Fiddy and his crew. ![]()
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